All good things must come to an end.

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 10/04/2017 at 19:02 • Filed to: None

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Two years and change. That’s how long we were together. I guess eventually it was just a terminal case of people growing apart, although I def was selfish and week on my side towards the end. It’s done, I’m back home, and I’m ready to work on myself and become the best Ben I can be!

Nibby > Your boy, BJR 10/04/2017 at 19:10

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it’s okay you can always date oppo

Your boy, BJR > Nibby 10/04/2017 at 19:13

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Fuck that.

CB > Your boy, BJR 10/04/2017 at 19:15

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Sorry to hear that, Ben, but it sounds like you’re taking it in stride. Keep your stick on the ice.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Your boy, BJR 10/04/2017 at 19:15

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Not on the first date, but that’s the plan eventually, yeah.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 10/04/2017 at 19:17

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And I would highly suggest protection with some of the low life here.

Chariotoflove > CB 10/04/2017 at 19:21

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Sounds like his stick is gonna be on ice for a while. You didn’t have to point it out.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 10/04/2017 at 19:25

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I thought CB was giving advice about not jumping back in the dating game (boning game, in this case). Rereading it, he was saying to keep your head up, and it was YOU, chariotoflove, who took the metaphor in the penis direction.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/04/2017 at 20:10

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Correct. Standard Canadian hockey metaphor. CB was being a fine upstanding comrade, and I had my mind in the gutter. Thank you for giving me credit where it was due.

TheHondaBro > Your boy, BJR 10/04/2017 at 20:17

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I’m available regardless.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Your boy, BJR 10/04/2017 at 20:23

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CB > Chariotoflove 10/04/2017 at 20:24

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It’s a line from one of the greatest fictional Canadians, Red Green.

Chariotoflove > CB 10/04/2017 at 20:29

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And one of my role models.

Your boy, BJR > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 10/04/2017 at 20:34

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The Compromiser > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/04/2017 at 21:00

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Like a 9mm automatic?

The Compromiser > CB 10/04/2017 at 21:01

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What what?? Red Green is fictional????

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > The Compromiser 10/05/2017 at 09:43

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SAY IT AIN’T SO

CaptDale - is secretly British > The Compromiser 10/05/2017 at 11:20

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No maybe some distracting car parts or a Hi-Fi

The Compromiser > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/05/2017 at 12:40

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I think Lo-Fi is more in our ball park.

The Compromiser > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/05/2017 at 12:47

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I have been instructed by the NWMP (North West Mounted Police) that indeed Red Green is real, and CB is in fact MADE UP.

Also I’m supposed to say hockey, timmies, igloo, aboot and ,Eh?, as part of my online interactions as a Canadian. And change my icon to Plaid Flannel.

I’ve just been told to apologize for the length of my reply, and mentioning what I am forced to mention, not as a mention within my statements , but as a mentioned item (Mention).

Sorry, Eh?